Mission Accomplished. Climate Change George Bali Bush has succesfully knifed the earth right in the heart as the crowd goes wild. The earth is now officially the laughing stock of the Universe. Congratulations. The climate change leaders of earth's 190 nations broke out the champagne and cheered themselves wildly because after 2 weeks of huddling together to sign a treaty to stop poisoning the earth's most important resources, air, water and soil to death, they agreed to talk about it. Several months ago Richard Gere was charged in India with kissing Shilpa Shetty.
Today his lawyer got the sentence reduced from death to only having his right hand cut off. After George Bush's right hand woman Paula Dobrianski had successfully gutted the Bali climate change treaty of all content, including the agreement by the world's countries to reduce human made poison by 40% down to 0%, the world's climate change leaders broke into this euphoric ecstatic frenzy when George Bush's climate consigliore announced that the United States was willing to talk about planetary poisoning a few years from now.A cancer causing chemical is a bullet shot out of the exhaust pipe of your car which hits its target, the lungs of random men, women and children and then explodes 10 years later causing the victim to undergo years of agonizing suffering as the chemical grows into this full body monster which eats you alive from the inside. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure and there is no cure for cancer.
However, cancer can be beaten back by eliminating the root cause of the cancer, cars. Cars and the oil, gasoline they burn are also the root cause of George Bush's unsuccessful attempts to conquer the oil fields of Iraq and Iran, leading now to the Apocalypse. Perhaps the world's representatives cheered George Bush's climate consigliore after ripping her eyes out for two weeks because she finally informed them that the self proclaimed King of Kings George Bush had decided to ship them all to a secret American torture prison in the Green Zone if they didn't shut up. George Bush told two reporters from the BBC that Jesus Christ ordered him to publicly launch a Christian Crusade against Islam by invading Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran, and if he could launch a Crusade then why couldn't he also bring back the Inquisition? The goal of Satan is to destroy the earth and all life on earth forever. In the 1500's, Nostradamus predicted in code three Anti Christs, Devils, people under the complete control of the Prince of Lies, the Emperor Napoleon, the Emperor Hitler (Hister) and Nostradamus' third anti Christ maBUS.
Now turn the m upside down and you have w a BUS. The Who sang a song about the magic bus that we are all riding and revolving on at thousands of miles per hour through space called "Magic Bus", 32 years ago at The Summit in Houston, Texas, In the song Roger Daltrey buys the magic bus. No person actually has any money, no matter how large their bank account. In actuality very wealthy Saudi Sheiks are just borrowing the money temporarily until the date of their death at which time they must pay it back and transfer it to someone else. After numerous invasive tests the doctors determine that your child is suffering from lung cancer from your second hand smoke. You go to a meeting with your daughter and her doctors. The doctors say, "We have determined that your daughter has a malignant tumor in her right lung. We aren't going to do anything about it but we have decided that over the next 5 years we are going to hold a series of meetings to talk about it." At this point the doctors pop the champagne bottles, make a toast, drink their champagne, jump up and down cheering wildly high fiving each other and bumping their chests into each other.George Bush got into Yale because he had pull. He managed to get a "C" average but tells people he got a "B".
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